Ep 36 - Goblet of Fire 3-4: the 8 meter wide, perfectly round 14 year old named Dudley
We’re backkkk. This episode is dedicated to Hannah’s departed grandad Adrian…who has a shit taste in alcohol. We’re reading chapters 3 &...
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Goblet Of Wine
Mar 1, 20201 min read
Ep 35 - Goblet of Fire 1-2: Milkin' Snapes
Omg - BOOK FOUR. Who can believe it - me and Hannah read three whole books. In today's episode over a bottle of 'Kinky Pride' I get very...
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Mar 1, 20201 min read
Ep 34 - Prisoner of Azkaban Film: Emo and Racist
It's time for the last episode of the season! We're talking about the Prisoner of Azkaban film and how it's emo, racist, has no plot and...
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Mar 1, 20201 min read
Ep 33 - Prisoner of Azkaban 22: Time for Time Travel ft. Neil MacQuarrie
We’re back and we’re FINALLY letting Neil speak about time travel! A lot! No seriously! Like a lot...a lot. If you don’t like time travel...
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Mar 1, 20201 min read
Bonus ep - Goblet of Mulled Wine: Gay Sex, Murder, Dildos, & Fan Fiction
It’s time for a very special FESTIVE bonus episode! We’re getting into the Christmas spirit with a Christmas themed fan fiction writing...
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Mar 1, 20201 min read
Ep 32 - Prisoner of Azkaban 21: Goblet of Thrones ft. Neil MacQuarrie
Hello! In today's episode we're drinking the most basic bitch of beers - Brewdog Punk IPA. Why are we being so basic you ask? Well, why...
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Mar 1, 20201 min read
Ep 31 - Prisoner of Azkaban 19&20: Bad Things Happen When You Enter Holes
Hey there, sooo...forgive us for the audio. We know. We don’t know what happened but for some reason there were some irreparable issues...
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Mar 1, 20201 min read
Ep 30 - Prisoner of Azkaban 17&18: Harry Potter and the Tear-away Trousers ft. Melissa Anelli
Yo wassup. Today we have a very special episode as we're chatting with the one and only queen of the Harry Potter fandom - Melissa...
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Nov 15, 20191 min read
Episode 29 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 15 & 16:The Dying Art Of Crafting A Shaft
Today’s episode goes out to our wonderful producer level Patreon Amanda, who made us drink the very questionable combination of red wine and
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Goblet Of Wine
Nov 15, 20191 min read
Bonus Episode - Charlie Reads Her Shit Fanfiction LIVE
SURPRISE BONUS EP! If you can’t tell by the title of this episode (in which case you may be just as dyslexic as Charlie was when she wrote t
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Nov 15, 20191 min read
Episode 28 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 13 & 14: Hagrid's Furry Little Secret (Ft Fanatical Fics)
It's time for another episode! This week we're joined by Kim from our favourite Harry Potter podcast - Fanatical Fics and Where To Find Them
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Nov 15, 20191 min read
Episode 27 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 11 & 12: Nuggets
Guten tag! Today me and Hannah are potentially starting World War 3 over our misguided attempt to pay tribute to Germany. We're drinking...
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Goblet Of Wine
Nov 15, 20191 min read
Bonus Episode - ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
Much like Harry when he was left on a doorstep in late October to freeze to death and have his frozen body punted across the lawn by the fro
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Nov 15, 20191 min read
Episode 26 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 9 & 10: Stabbed In The Eye With A Turkey Twizzler
Hannah has many talents. Unfortunately, as we discover in this episode, making cocktails is not one of them. Yep, that's right, in today's e
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Nov 15, 20191 min read
Episode 25 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapter 7 & 8: It Pees When I Burn
Ello ello ello. It’s time for another episode of Goblet of Wine. Today we’re spicing it up with special guest Sarah, aka Hannah’s “temporary
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Goblet Of Wine
Nov 15, 20191 min read
Episode 24 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 5 & 6: I've Got A Dick In My Cup
'ello. Welcome back, why have you come back? Never mind, we're glad you have. We're breaking our format today and putting down the booze for
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Goblet Of Wine
Nov 15, 20191 min read
Episode 23 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 3 & 4: Prisoners of Ouzoban
Fresh off the back of the excitement about our new microphones we’re here with an episode that we had to record THREE TIMES because we’re to
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Nov 15, 20191 min read
Episode 22 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 1 & 2: Owl Orgies In Norfolk
Sorry we're a little bit excited about our NEW MICROPHONES! Now you can hear how posh and annoying we are IN HD!!! We're also super excited
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Nov 15, 20191 min read
Episode 21 - Chamber Of Secrets Film: The One After Draigcon
I'm going to be completely honest with you, we're uploading this just after Draigcon and we're exhausted to a level where I've only had...
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Nov 15, 20191 min read
Episode 20 - Chamber Of Secrets Chapters 17 & 18: This Doesn't Seem Like Dying
It's the end of Chamber of Secrets! This episode we're drinking cider as England is unusually sunny whilst record (and uploading!) this. Cha
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